Q: Why should lawyers wear lots of sunscreen when vacationing at a beach resort?A: Because they’re used to doing all of their lying indoors.Q: What happened to the banker who went to law school?A: Now she’s a loan shark.Q: Where do vampires learn to suck blood?A: Law school.Q: How do you define double jeopardy?A: When a lawyer calls in her partner.Q: What do you get when you cross a librarian with a lawyer?A: All the information you need, but you can’t understand a word of it.Q: What’s worse than pleading guilty to murder?A: Getting robbed—hiring an attorney to defend you and then getting jail time.Q: What do honest lawyers and UFOs have in common?A: You always hear about them, but you never see them.Q: What’s the difference between a dead snake in the middle of the road and a dead lawyer in the middle of the road?A: There are skid marks in front of the snake.Q: Why won’t sharks attack lawyers?A: Professional courtesy.Q: What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?A:. "Well I don't see any way around it we don't have enoughmoney to go buy him new clothes so I guess he will be sharing clothesfrom Miley for the weekend baby," Daddy says to Mommy."I know there is no other choice but he is not going to be too happywhen he sees what he is wearing and what he is going to wear allweekend."Daddy shakes his head hearing mommy. "We have no choice baby and it isa fitting punishment him peeing on himself again to have to weardiapers and the clothes are all we have so I guess that will be part ofthe punishment to wear girl's clothes all weekend," Daddy says lookingat mommy with Miley smiling."Okay dear that will be the plan, Miley you heard your daddy. Can youget Kelly, umm Kellie some socks too? Something to match his, umm hernightgown please?"Miley continues to smile. "Okay ladies are we ready to get back on theroad?" Mommy smiles at Daddy's comment and looks at me sleeping."Mommy I found these pink lacy socks they match my nightgown; well Iguess it is.
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